You Can’t Be Serious – I have good news … and I have bad news!
It always amuses me when somebody, most often a politician or an advertiser, wishes ‘best of luck to both teams’ in the lead-up to...
You Can’t Be Serious – Christmas is like a Christmas stocking …
Christmas is a bit like a Christmas stocking: Everybody doesn’t get the same out of it and there are a lot of different types...
You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Mind your manners …’
My mother was a great one for manners. We mightn’t have had a whole lot of anything else, but by hell, Mammy’s six sons...
Put down that phone …
This column is a safe haven for the young generation. Standing on this very spot, we once proclaimed that the young generation will prove...
Drilling, filling and billing – and no killing!
If you asked me to sum up in one word what can bring on mind-chilling terror, put the fear of God into me, and...
